Doctor: Let's go and poke it with a stick.
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Sherlock: Fine. We'll start with the riding crop.
It’s like we’ve only just began, but suddenly we’re through
One’s hour is over now, the clock is striking Two
I know that it will break your hearts, but it is how it has to be
Two’s hour is over now, the clock is striking Three
meatbicyclevevo I think we need to have a little chat.
we have nothing to talk about you’ll get what’s coming
I have an army.
I have a hulk
I have a jar of dirt
I have $8,000,000
I have genital herpes
I have magic
I have pizza
I have a rock
It’s ok rocky you can go when you want to
I have cookies
I have issues
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
9 has no time for your philosophizing.
nine is tired of your crap
Nine was the sassiest.
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.
Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate
Master level: Your phone is the same color as your sheets.
"Well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot.’ Exclusively, in that order.”